User:Yuzo

From Noobtoob

Once upon a time there was a little boy, all he ever wanted was a pony with pink and green bells, the problems was that his parents were not the type of people who like little ponys with pink and green bells, and so the little boy withdrew into his shell, and did not again emerge until one day he was walking along the street and saw into a store, a magical screen, that had a beautiful brown pony with pink and green bells, running across it. He was instantly entranced, and went into the store to see what the screen was, he found out it was one of the very first "Computers" to be released to the public. The young boy immediately wanted the computer with its beautiful pony, and so thought up a daring plot to get his parents to get him the computer. He started by telling his dad of how, in his school they were starting to get computers, and beginning to use them to study in their classes, for several weeks he continued with this thread of though making his father believe that having a computer would, make his son have better grades in school and all that good stuff. Eventually his father, thinking it was his own idea, told his son that they were going to get a computer and that is son was going to have to spend at least 2 hours a day working on it. the son didn't want his dad to get suspicious, so acted like he did not want the computer, even though all he could think about was that beautiful brown pony with pink and green bells. And so the father and son went down to the local store and bought a computer, and then the son went home and set that new computer up, and ran teh program for the brown pony , and sat their entranced by the wonderful pixels.

This was the story of how Yuzo came to love computers.Feel free to add to the story:)Cridec 02:09, 10 February 2007 (PST)

It is a little known fact that Yuzo was born with no thumbs. However, once he discovered gaming, he had the thumbs of a hobo attached to his fist stumps, and has been a filthy point whore ever since.

damn you yuzo give my thumbs back now or ill have to take them by force!!

Secret Update:Yuzo has been secretly stealin picnik baskets for me (booboo)

It is a secondary little known fact that Yuzo believes updates to your iPod are made "automagically"

The saga continues with another installment of "As Yuzo's World Turns" the oldest and most poular late night soap on the wiki!!!

As the years went by, Yuzo never the lost the love that he had for that beautiful pony, nor his love for computers. But as Yuzo entered college there were problems in his life, his longtime girlfriend, who he had been with since high-school when he had showed here his beatiful pony and she had fallen madly with, was begining to act suspicious, whenver he would enter the computer room when she was in there alone, she would jump up quickly and turn of the monitor, acting very strangely. Yuzo was very worried but knew that she loved him and would never betray him. Little did he know that, she was a two timing hussie who had been secretly trying to win over his pony, the entire time, so that she could download it and they could run away together. This horrible deception finaly came to a head one day on a late summer night when Yuzo came home from his CES classes early and found her naked in the computer chair with the pony trapped in a 3.5 floppy disk clutched to her chest. Yuzo was heart broken and ran quietly away crying till he reached his old beat up van, (which consequentialy was painted like the Mystery Mobile), and cried himself to sleep, on the bed in the back. When Yuzo returned to the apartment all of his girlfriends clothes and possesions were gone and she had taken, the one who he had believe was his best friend, that beautiful brown pony with pink and green bells. He had truly been betrayed by those he loved most. So it was at this time that Yuzo vowed never to love another computer game or program again. He has still kept to this promise to this day. This is why he plays games only for a few weeks and then moves on to the next like a "playboy", and the reason why NoobToob exists, for it is a backup for his will to always move on to newer and better things, and never love again. In 2007 Yuzo made a bet with Tobin that Spore would come out before July 1st. It did not and is planing on releasing September 7th.

And that was the story of how Yuzo became the man he is today! Cridec 23:42, 17 July 2007 (PDT) But then, a wizard came to Yuzo, (and quite the perverted wizard might I add), and changed Yuzo back into a little girl who loved tinny little horses once again because, and I quote: "He just looks better that way". Ever since that day, Yuzo vowed to defeat the Evil wizard and get his manliness back, but such thing is still bound to happen, as the wizard was never to be seen again, and so, Yuzo was bound to walk the Earth as a tinny little horse lover sissy girl in pigtails..........that sucks at Starcraft2..... Foxtales 21 August, 2010